be excellent to each other.

Yer a hazard, Harry! [ferribitch]


Yer a hazard, Harry! [ferribitch]

(via stickaround--pond)

What advice would you have for someone starting high school?


Remember, high school isn’t forever.  It will probably be the worst part of your life, unless you go to prison or get sold into sex slavery.  What matters most is to avoid killing or being killed.  Best of luck with higher mathematics.   


do you ever cook something in the microwave but it’s still really cold in the middle and you just keep eating it instead of heating it longer because life is pointless and entropy is unavoidable and the universe is filled with callous and casual destruction

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Who would be your ideal stars of the Fight Club musical? Any potential song titles?


Celine Deon would play Tyler.  Nathan Lane would be Jack.  Lindsey Lohan would be Marla.  Tickets would sell out years in advance, and it would run for decades.   The break-out single would be “I’m Punching You Because I Love You,” and it would be staged by Andrew Lloyd Webber using sets and costumes leftover from ‘Cats.” 

That’s the dream.

I would like Martin Scorsese to be interested in a female character once in a while, but I don’t know if I’ll live that long."
— Meryl Streep pulling weeds (via tarntino)

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if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’

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Cold War Olympics


The Cold war can basically be explained through its own special Olympic events: the Space Race, the Arms Race, the Cuban Missile Staring Contest, the Berlin Tug o’ War, and last but not least the Find The Nuclear Warhead Contest.

(via thecupboard-underthestairs)


sometimes i think i’m sassy and then i realize i’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean

(Source: astoundly, via de-focused)

Wonder Woman is there to kick ass not give you a boner"
— favorite response to some dude saying the Wonder Woman costume isn’t sexy enough on Facebook (via agentturner)

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Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

(Source: star-loser, via damnyourlovedamnyourlife)


my parents failed to raise me to become an olympian, i’m so disappointed in them 

(via lisaa-marie)


i want to sit next to rihanna at an award show you know she talkin mad shit about everyone 

(via de-focused)


Friendly reminder that Tom Felton improvised this scene because he forgot his line.

(Source: sassy-damon, via olivi-ahhhhh)

Range Rover, Range Rover send boys with trust funds on over."
— Me (via cantchangethestars)

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