be excellent to each other.

laprus:

*sits in towel after showering for 6 hours*

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fionna-andcake:

gapingfurnace:

napoleon bonaparte

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more like napoleon BORN2PARTY

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I used this on a powerpoint for school and no one laughed except my friend and I

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crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

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karminaburana:

MOTHER OF SWEET JESUS

karminaburana:

MOTHER OF SWEET JESUS

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hueva-york:

la-bufadora:

businessinsider:

Infographic: 7 Reasons This Is An Excellent Resume For Someone With No Experience

yoooo what i need by tomorrow

AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

hueva-york:

la-bufadora:

businessinsider:

Infographic: 7 Reasons This Is An Excellent Resume For Someone With No Experience

yoooo what i need by tomorrow

AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

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lucyisamaniac:

celestialmeadows:

jaclcfrost:

char-ientism:

jaclcfrost:

jaclcfrost:

phrases like “i’ll be the distraction you go on ahead without me” generally do not have a tendency to end well

"i’ll catch up with you" no. no you probably won’t

"we’ll talk about this later" there is no later

"it’ll be alright" not for you since you just said that and doomed yourself

"I’ll be fine. Don’t worry." We’ll never see you again.

"See you on the other side." No you won’t.

(via horcruxs)

spunkydads:

the problem with rich people is that i am not one

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I hope you live a life you’re proud of. If you find you’re not, I hope you have the strength to start all over again."
— F. Scott Fitzgerald (via wordsnquotes)

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